Im trying to picture this Young College Republicans Club that spawned such viral infections as Jack Abramof, Grover Norquist, Ralph Reed , Scooter Libby, Karl Rove and others.
They are sitting around Jacks dorm room, about 1970, getting pumped up for the John Birch Society meeting. Our Day Will Come, sung by Doris Day, is on the phonograph.
Scooter: What do you guys want to do till Duke gets here?
Jack: How about a little seven card stud? Texas hold-em? We’ll play high low split!
Grover: Hell with that. You cleaned my clock last week. Lets watch Birth of a Nation again.
Ralph: Im tired of that. Isnt there a Ronald Reagan movie on?
Ken Lay: Hey Bennet , Delay, why don’t you guys run get us some freedom fries, you fly Ill buy.
Tom: Kiss off Kenny. Call em up, I bet they got some Mexican or slope to deliver. We’ll tip him.
Jack: I got a tip for him. Go back to your village before we kick your ass!
Rove: Tone it down Jack, someday we may need the spic vote. Besides , he might have a sister he’d rent.
All: Ha,Ha Ha ,Ha HAHA!
Now Im trying to figure out who should play Abramof in the made for TV movie. And what they did at the Princeton homophobic club that Alito doesn’t want to talk about? So many questions.
Like ,why would you trust Dick Cheney, the poster boy for dangerous incompetence, with a gun?