Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Don't Vote

Here come the liberals, tongues out, looking for door knockers:

"If Occupiers can run tent camps, organize food kitchens and clean-up brigades, run general assemblies and use social media, they can take over and run a significant part of the Democratic Party." George "Elephant" Lakoff

Only thing they ask in exchange for your own desk and clipboard is that you don't use controversial words like capitalism or imperialism, in fact stay away from any "isms". Talk about re-building the middle class or banking reform or maybe something nebulous like "public oversight of the economy" to bring in the Leftys. But remember your Funders!

Sorry Ducky, I'm throwing in the towel. I was prepared to vote for Cain but I have a feeling it's only a matter of time before they find the home porn videos he made and so instead, inspired by the Egyptian revolutionaries, I now call for Occupy Wall Street to endorse a boycott of the elections.

At it's most basic, the OWS message is that Wall Street and Washington are two sides of the same corrupt coin. The liberal fantasy of a neutral state has been shattered so why would we want to legitimize it? This would actually unite left and right and go beyond a populist "Throw The Bums Out" (tried ad nauseam) and really call the question. Sure, we will end up with Obama again (Newt's not crazy enough, Mitt is Mitt) but what a nice wake up call for liberals and those deluded ones who really think they are "Independent". Even including the radical vote the Republicans are just far too inept and incoherent to compete but hey, it was worth a shot.

What we do is follow the Spaniards and encourage voters to skip the middle man and place their ballots directly into bank machines. Or mark all the trash bins with big letters saying Ballot Box.

By then the Germans will be deciding whether to give their old allies a bail-out, Durbin will have shown the small countries our willingness to commit eco-cide and my tear gas stocks will be through the roof.

13 Comments:

At 8:49 AM, Blogger The Pagan Temple said...

Not explained here is how Republicans are supposed to compete for the votes of radicals. Maybe you can illuminate us, Trout.

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger Ducky's here said...

I was listening to the news on the new military pork, er appropriation bill and the rider that allows the military to arrest citizens without trial or formal charges and hold them indefinitely.

A couple New Englanders we though were at least centrist (I know, cold comfort) Shaheen and Whiteside were all in on this disgrace.

President Mouth is all upset and is saying the right things. He won't do anything.

The Baggers will be silent until the idea of universal health insurance comes around and then they'll go all nuts about the Constitution.

The militarization of the nation continues.

There is no longer even a progressive choice though I'm coming around to understanding that would likely either be a sham like President Mouth or just a slower disintegration.

9-9-9 is dead. Long live 9-9-9.

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger -FJ said...

that allows the military to arrest citizens without trial or formal charges and hold them indefinitely.

Try cutting back on the caffein, duckmeister.

 
At 10:17 AM, Blogger -FJ said...

...they aren't going to arrest you.

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Ducky's here said...

All will be well Farmer. It will just be used against "suspected terrorists".

Nothings too good for "freedom". I was concerned that we made a huge shipment of tear gas to Egypt but when I think of the economy ... well nothing but a bunch of Muslim Brotherhood terrorists.

The militarization of the police force continues and we have an ample supply of sociopaths who want to become pepper spray cops.

But you and Pagan will continue to toe the line so it isn't a concern.

Beak will be a good German for the duration.

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger -FJ said...

But you and Pagan will continue to toe the line so it isn't a concern.

So long as there's a viable ballot box option, why should it be one?

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger Thersites said...

"Don't vote" is for wimps and society's discontents. ;P

 
At 11:54 AM, Blogger Ducky's here said...

Tragedy. Herman's out of the race.

Who'll continue the 9-9-9 plan?

DON'T MOURN, ORGANIZE !

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Speedy G said...

Newt's Mr. Fixit. He'll have 9-9-9 looking like 6-6-6 before you can say "More Big Government".

 
At 8:48 PM, Blogger The Pagan Temple said...

What this country needs is a constitutional amendment that guarantees every citizen has a constitutional right to get a blow job.

Also, I'm sick and tired of so many men having bigger dicks than me. I say there should be an equality clause in the constitution that demands that all dicks should be the same size, and that the government should require a surgical procedure to make it so.

Who's with me? Do we believe in fairness and equality in the country or not? Put up or shut up.

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger beakerkin said...

The Duck continues to do his rather generic Marxist Anti Jewish comedy act. His claim that I would be a good German is a typical lefty obsession of comparing actual Jews ( Not Commies like Ren or the mendicant Prof Tarzan to Nazis).

The Duck as usual is rather bird brained. Tea Party events are lawful excercizes of free speech. OWS is a Communist and Anarchist fraud that is lawless by nature.

The Duck leaves out rapes, murders, wholesale property theft, using children as human shields as OWS events. Pepper Spray is too gentle and what the Occupy crowd deserves is a wooden shampoo delivered by an old style night stick. The police have been remarkably restrained and sooner or later the public gets fed up with OWS and Hard Hat Riots round two starts.

The great Mr Beamish was correct about Newt. Newt speaks the truth about the sacred central tenent of the left.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Ducky's here said...

Beak, you are an participant in a very slick but very simple game of
good cop/bad cop. Obama is good cop but he's just a puppet.

My anger comes when fucking assholes like yourself are so caught up in the game that they don't know they're being played.

Stop being such a tool.

Do you think the people with power care who wins the election?

Does your bookie care who wins the game?

Quit being a dick and wise the fuck up.

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Duncy

Obama has been endorsed by the Communist Party and OWS is his campaign. You can quit the mock outrage. The Bolshevik media gave him a pass and will try desperately to save him

 

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