Here come the liberals, tongues out, looking for door knockers:
"If Occupiers can run tent camps, organize food kitchens and clean-up brigades, run general assemblies and use social media, they can take over and run a significant part of the Democratic Party." George "Elephant" Lakoff
Only thing they ask in exchange for your own desk and clipboard is that you don't use controversial words like capitalism or imperialism, in fact stay away from any "isms". Talk about re-building the middle class or banking reform or maybe something nebulous like "public oversight of the economy" to bring in the Leftys. But remember your Funders!
Sorry Ducky, I'm throwing in the towel. I was prepared to vote for Cain but I have a feeling it's only a matter of time before they find the home porn videos he made and so instead, inspired by the Egyptian revolutionaries, I now call for Occupy Wall Street to endorse a boycott of the elections.
At it's most basic, the OWS message is that Wall Street and Washington are two sides of the same corrupt coin. The liberal fantasy of a neutral state has been shattered so why would we want to legitimize it? This would actually unite left and right and go beyond a populist "Throw The Bums Out" (tried ad nauseam) and really call the question. Sure, we will end up with Obama again (Newt's not crazy enough, Mitt is Mitt) but what a nice wake up call for liberals and those deluded ones who really think they are "Independent". Even including the radical vote the Republicans are just far too inept and incoherent to compete but hey, it was worth a shot.
What we do is follow the Spaniards and encourage voters to skip the middle man and place their ballots directly into bank machines. Or mark all the trash bins with big letters saying Ballot Box.
By then the Germans will be deciding whether to give their old allies a bail-out, Durbin will have shown the small countries our willingness to commit eco-cide and my tear gas stocks will be through the roof.