Sunday, May 08, 2005

Spooks

"The Spectacle is the ruling orders non-stop discourse about itself,it's never ending monologue of self praise, it's self portrait at the stage of totalitarian domination of all aspects of life" Debord

Scene: Halloween party at the home of Henry Kissinger. Tom De Lay, dressed in his usual hammer costume is speaking to Secretary of State Rice over by the hot tub. Ms. Rice has fashioned a costume meant to resemble an oil tanker, which hangs about her waist.

Tom, obviously distressed and sweating profusely: ..all I'm sayin is we have GOT to git shed of these damn activist judges, like the ones who killed old Terry...uh..we must never forget young Terry...uh..uh..
Condi: Shiavo
Tom: Yes, Shiavo, we shall never forget. Reverend Robertson had it right, those judges are more dangerous than a plane full of A-rabs. The liberal media and universities and librarians and judges should all be drowned like a bunch of damn kittens.
Condi: Tom, for Christ sake, chill. For the good of the party you've really got to tone it down.
Tom: Yeah ,right, when Bolton goes off you call him a "tough reformist"...
Condi: You've seen the polls, and we don't have "level headed" Powell to drag out and parade around anymore. This whole thing could blow up if you can't control the Jesus freaks AND keep your face out of the trough..
Tom: Well darlin, if you can't keep Sharon out of the construction business there will BE no trough and no Peace prize either..
Condi: Screw you, you rug headed loser. (she takes a swing but the prow of her costume keeps her out range)
Tom: You wouldn't know how, you freak of...

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