Troutskies Stock Tips

I was just over at The Gates of Vienna where the neocons are busy gathering forces for another Great Crusade, if you have any old armor or lances they could definately use it. It would be scarier but for the fact most of the "Crusaders" are two busy polishing their giant pick-up trucks and firing up some sirloins on the Bar-B to actually go out maiming and killing just yet, but they can dream. It is admittedly hard to find a good, heroic ,adventure these days, a just and noble cause ,so slaying the dragon of Muslim extremism will have to do. Still, it might be prudent to buy stock in shovels because given the level of fervor and bloodlust, there is going to be some serious grave digging going on.