Redneck Pride

While I am on the subject of anti-intellectualism, anti-leftist cultural identity issues, here is an e-mail I got on thirty things you'll never hear a Montana Boy say:

30. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving.29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.28. Duct tape won't fix that.27. Come to think of it, screw Bud Light, I'll have a Heineken.26. We don't keep loaded firearms in this house.25. You can't feed that to the dog.24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.23. Wrestling's NOT fake.22. We're vegetarians.21. Do you think my gut is too big?20. I'll have grapefruit and salad instead of steak & potatoes.19. Honey, we don't need another dog.18. Who gives a damn who won the Super Bowl?17. I'm voting for Nader this year.16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.14. Trim the fat off that steak.13. Way to go Bush! Sign that Kyoto agreement now!12. The tires on that truck are too big.11. I've got it all backed up on the C: drive.10. I'm gonna buy a Ford Aerostar instead of that Dodge Cummins Diesel 4x4.9. My fiance, Rose, is registered at Tiffany's.8. I got two cases of Perrier for my rodeo belt buckle!7. Checkmate.6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.5. Hey, here's an episode of "The Dukes of Hazaard" that we haven't seen!4. I don't really have a favorite NFL team.3. Peace.2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Honey.1. Let's hire the gay guy.

Keep in mind this came from Budlight Buttians. Our local radio station carries Limbaugh and Hannity.Seans' guest today was G.Gordon Liddy who was promoting his new holiday calendar.The theme this year is Stacked and Packed, large breasted scantily clad young women carrying weapons of various kinds. See #s 26, 16, 6, 3 ,2 above.