Remember The Alamo

So who are you going to believe? Chuck Norris Texas Ranger and Alex Jones or Barack Obama and NPR? We know whose story Ted Nugent buys. Because down there in Texas, where the true Patriot lives on, they know you can never be too careful when it comes to the Federal Government. Remember, the Second Amendment is not about the right to hunt! WalMart Fema camps seem like a stretch? Well you can never be too careful. Up North here we have Agenda 21, The plot of One World Government takeover and if that's not enough to worry about think about the INNER City erupting and all those Negroes With Guns! This is what Democracy Looks like, voting for the best candidate based on our own investigation into their positions. Of course it's not a Democracy, it's a Republic, as our friends down in Texas, with their yellow roses and long-horned steers, are quick to remind us. Like Ronald Reagan, Chuck Norris is not acting. He is Real, a real projection of our repressed, disavowed, Fantastic Desire.