Monday, March 17, 2008

"Excessive" Greed

Across the TV, radio and print media spectrum, capitalism has gone into high gear to "explain" the current crisis to it's consumers, er ,I mean citizens, and reassure them that it is ALL UNDER CONTROL. The dominant narrative was pretty well laid out by NPRs Adam Davidson, one of their top propagandists, who described recession as "healthy", much like "the effects of a forest fire in maintaining a balanced system". Yes, Adam, a nice bit of naturalistic explanation thrown in with the usual spiritual parlance of moral punishment and reward. "We are very aware of the moral hazard" said Treas. Sec. Henry Paulson as he justified the Federal Reserve bailing out Bear Stearns. "It was unclear just how much risk the Feds were taking on" says the New York Times.

There is a lot that is "unclear", in fact, like how come all the "monetary policy experts" and pundits and Harvard MBA s were assuring us about the "basic soundness" of the economy a mere two weeks ago? Today they are trying to avoid " a systemic meltdown in financial markets" and running in circles. They are "stunned" and "shocked", JUST SHOCKED! The mixed messages don't help, with Bush saying in last weeks radio address that "it is not the role of the government to intervene" and today saying he will do whatever is necessary. ( this means giving huge welfare checks for Lehman Bros. and Merril Lynch) I like John Mc Cains approach, just head for Baghdad, as violence flares and we celebrate five heroic years of occupation.

Apparently Bear Stearns (and soon Lehman Bros and others) were brought down by "excessive greed", that is they crossed that unclear,arbitrary and amorphous boundary between the good greed which drives the capitalist system and too much greed, which all good Christians recognize (when they see it). I know the traders and brokers who are my fishing clients dance like angels on a pinhead around that delicate border, smoking fat Cuban cigars and drinking 12 year Scotch after wolfing down a porterhouse and creme brulee. These "Masters of the Universe" believed their own rising tide would lift all ships. They also believed little elves would make the shoes each night! They will be scapegoated as bad actors, like the dead Enron dude? and Michael Milken, Abramoff and Dot Com bubblers and Loan Sharks everywhere. They were excessively greedy!

8 Comments:

At 10:46 PM, Blogger Frank Partisan said...

There is no opposition to nationalization, to protect profits.

Where can I sell my electric bill?

 
At 2:27 AM, Blogger beakerkin said...

It seems like the apologists for theft and genocide have their minds scrambled. Then again the swarms of hookers in Havana are just imaginary
to the minions of Marx.

You are more deluded in your incoherent semi religious delusions than the Al Queda nuts.

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger Lichanos said...

Can't say I envy you, working for those guys, "masters of the universe..."

A bit of schadenfreude is unavoidable, but in the end, most of those at Bear who lose their life savings will be the secretaries, low-level admins, etc. etc. A few high rollers will lose big, maybe even be ruined for life - them's the breaks - but so will a lot of more ordinary folks.

I agree, the flurry of "confidence building" rationalizations, moral pronoucements is truly astounding.

Oh well, privatize the profits and socialize the risk - what is government for after all?

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger troutsky said...

Hookers In Havana, good name for a rock band Beak, but what it has to do with anything...?

I think the term "to big to fail" says it all, lichanos.I don't think you or I quite reach the threshold!

Minions of Marx is not bad either!

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger Graeme said...

beak is a fucking rock and roll naming machine! Seriously, I like when he talks about "mental ward churchill" when Churchill isn't relevant to anything.

Where are the libertarians? With the government torturing people and now intervening in the economy, i haven't heard a peep.

 
At 12:42 AM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Trousky

Lets start of with reality 1001.

The workers at Bear Sterns will lose jobs and careers. They will suffer but find other work. This is the nature of business. However, they will never think of fresh meet and produce as UFO type objects.

You are an apologist for a system that has reduced swarms of people into prostitution to find produce and meat. Are you denying that there are hordes of hookers servicing tourists in Havana? How is it in your utopia so many are reduced to prostitution to make ends meet.

In the USA we also have prostitution but this phenomena is fed almost entirely by narcotics. Those narcotics are sent from your friendly local drug dealers at FARC.

G read those comments again. You may need some remedial help.

Since I am in the presence of the mindless who understand nothing but slogans.

ALL HAIL CHE SPONGE BOB. CHE SPONGE
BOB IS GREATER THAN THE IMPOSTOR ON NICKELODEON. CHE SPONGE BOB IS ALL
KNOWING. ALL WHO OPPOSE THE MAXIMUM LEADER CHE SPONGE BOB ARE ENEMAS OF
THE PEOPLE. WHO NEEDS TO THINK WHEN CHE SPONGE BOB CAN DO IT FOR YOU

VIVA STUPIDITY

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger Ché Bob said...

WELL SAID SERVANT BEAKERKIN, WELL SAID. YOUR PRAISE DESERVES RECOGNITION. A NEW APPOINTMENT IS, THEREFORE, IN ORDER. I HEREBY DECLARE YOU COURT JESTER! YOU HAVE EARNED THIS PROMOTION AND SO FROM THIS DAY FORWARD YOU SHALL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO LICK THE ASSES OF FASCISTS CEOS, AND BOSSES. YOUR DAYS AS A CAPITALIST PIMP HAVE COME TO AN END. YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO BETRAY THE WORKING CLASS BY SELLING THEM OFF TO CAPITALIST PREDATORS. YOU ARE FREE TO BE THE CLOWN AND JOKESTER YOU HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING. YOU ARE FREE FROM FILLING THE TROUGH OF CAPITALIST PIGS AND SHOVELING THEIR SHIT! SO JOKE AWAY AND BE FREE!

(No thanks are necessary).

 
At 11:06 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

ALL HAIL THE EVERWISE MAXIMUM LEADER CHE SPONGE BOB. HE HAS PROMOTED ME FROM GUARDIAN OF THE PEOPLE TO JESTER. HOWEVER, UNDER HIS DIVINE LEADERSHIP THE PEOPLE NEED NOT BE GUARDED WHEN WE CAN STARVE THEM FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE.

THE EVIL CAPATALIST POOR ARE OBESE. CHE SPONGE BOB HAS ENDED THE SCOURGE OF OBESITY BY STARVING THE PEOPLE. STARVTION IS LIBERATION, IGNORANCE IS A VIRTUE.

ALL HAIL CHE SPONGE BOB. WHO NEEDS GOD WHEN WE HAVE CHE SPONGE BOB?

 

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